The concept

What is retard maxxing?

Internet slang for going all-in on the dumbest possible plan, without hesitation and with total conviction. In "-maxxing" culture you take one thing to the extreme. Here that thing is simplicity: one rule, followed no matter what the headlines say.

It's also a mirror held up to investing culture: the hot-stock chasing, the "this time it's different", the confident threads. RMSP500 does the most naive version of momentum investing on purpose, in public, and lets the numbers tell the story.

Max commitment

100% in one stock. No hedging, no 'balanced allocation', no backup plan.

Zero thinking

The pick is decided by one number from last year. No analysis, no gut feeling.

Full transparency

Every trade, fee and tax reservation is published, wins and losses alike.

Long game

$100 a month for 10+ years. Survive the memes, see what the compounding does.

The meme vault

Smooth brain, smooth returns
Me after outsourcing every decision to last year's leaderboard.

The annual derby
Every year 500 horses enter. Only one gets my $100.

Diamond hands, by force
Can't panic sell if the rules don't let you.

Degen glossary

Number go up: The only metric that matters (it isn't).
Diamond hands: Holding through pain. Here it's mandatory by rule.
Paper hands: Selling at the first red candle. Not allowed.
Smooth brain: The proud absence of analysis.
Bagholder: What we become if the winner stops winning.

Jokes aside, it's real money and real risk. Read the rules and the disclaimer.